Not waving but drowning?

For a man who doesn’t like water Richard Armitage sure manages to land a lot of roles that confront him with this element. His recent incarnation as the dastardly German assassin Heinz Kruger showed him nearly drowning when Captain America unceremoniously punched a hole in his snazzy submersible.

Given that one of Richard’s earliest memories is of falling into a neighbour’s pond in his pushchair, it isn’t entirely surprising he feels a little uncomfortable around deep water. It must have taken considerable effort to overcome this fear in order to complete filming for Captain America. In an interview for TheTelegraph he explains he did four weeks of scuba training and made himself swim fifty lengths every day in preparation for playing Kruger (the clue is in the word ‘made’!). It probably helped a little but it’s apparent it didn’t stop the panic at being left at the bottom of a deep water tank without goggles or breathing apparatus as in the same interview he describes his distress at being asked to do a second take for that scene.

He had a better deal as Lee Preston in Cold Feet, of course, where he mostly managed to hang around the pool looking incredibly hunky and sexy in his Speedos.

But he still had to jump in at the deep end in episode 4 and, try as he might, couldn’t quite hide that this didn’t agree with him. His body language (head firmly held out of the water) clearly shows he doesn’t like taking a swim. Apparently Richard had taken aqua aerobics classes in preparation for that role. Hands up anyone who wishes they’d been in his class!

And then there was that most harrowing waterboarding scene in Spooks 7. Being the thorough professional he is, Richard actually submitted himself to this form of torture in preparation for his role as MI5 agent Lucas North. The Telegraph interview records Richard saying ‘They put a wet cloth over your nostrils and mouth, hold it tight and pour water into it. It’s like suffocating underwater.’ Now, that took an enormous amount of guts and it’s astonishing he lasted the five seconds he said he did.

I’m quite happy in the water myself but, back in the days when I started kayaking and was practicing my Eskimo rolls and rescues in the pool, I managed to get myself into trouble once. I can vouch that running out of air is deeply disturbing and every cell in your body just wants to draw breath, regardless of the fact that you’re submerged, trapped up-side down in an unwieldy piece of blow-moulded plastic.

So what happens when a person drowns? Drowning is classified as suffocation due to immersion of the nostrils and mouth in a liquid. It’s not just asphyxiation due to suffocation though – things are a bit more complex than that. Inhaling water will cause disturbances of blood electrolytes and fluid balance. If fresh water is inhaled, it passes from your lungs to the bloodstream causing an expansion of blood volume, haemodilution (thinning of the blood as red blood cells are spread more thinly in the increased volume of plasma) and haemolysis (dissolution of red blood cells with the consequent liberation of their haemoglobin). If salt water is inhaled, the salt withdraws water from the blood which enters lung tissue, displacing the air. At the same time electrolytes (sodium, chloride, magnesium) will pass into the blood causing haemo-concentration (thickening of the blood with increased proportion of red blood cells). All of which sounds, and probably is, extremely painful.

Drowning happens in phases. Natural survival instinct kicks in straight after submersion and you will struggle to surface and stay surfaced. As the struggle subsides with exhaustion, drowning begins. In the early stages of drowning, you may initially gasp and aspirate small amounts of water, hyperventilate and/or try to hold your breath. Breathing in even small amounts of liquid, however, will trigger laryngospasm during which the trachea is sealed to keep the water out. In other words, your body is now forcing you to hold your breath until carbon dioxide accumulation forces respiration, resulting in an inhalation of more water. Gulping of water, coughing and vomiting will quickly be followed by unconsciousness and from there it is all downhill.

Drowning happens very quickly. Unconsciousness usually occurs within two to three minutes of submersion and as unconsciousness will cause involuntary respiratory movements, causing more inhalation of water, death generally occurs within two to three minutes after that. And if you think a little bit of water can’t do any harm – think again. It takes a relatively small amount of liquid to interfere with the body’s ability to breathe. A tiny amount entering the lungs can cause irritation, and the resulting fluid produced in the lungs can accumulate and cause drowning up to 72 hours after immersion!

So taking the above into account, I doff my cap to Mr Armitage for having the courage to film scenes like that for Spooks and Captain America. Talking about suffering for your art! I’m just hoping, on his behalf, there won’t be too many wet & watery scenes in The Hobbit.

[The Captain America picture is my own; Screencap of Heinz Kruger is courtesy of Richard Armitage Central; Screencaps of Lee Preston and Lucas North are courtesy of RichardArmitageNet; The Telegraph interview is courtesy of RichardArmitageNet; The Independent quote is courtesy of Richard Armitage Central; Facts about drowning were gathered from Ambulance Technician Study and Dundee University.]

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The Hobbit: Anybody getting excited yet?

Ah, that difficult second post! I’ve bitten the bullet, taken the plunge, threw myself headlong into the blogosphere on the first day of the New Year – and there wasn’t even any alcohol involved! – but now I’ll need to put my money where my mouth is. So what’s next? As I was traveling to work this morning after a lovely extended Christmas break I couldn’t help wondering if Mr Armitage is already on his way back to New Zealand to resume his own, and infinitely more exciting journey of filming The Hobbit.

I left my head in Wellington? (hum to the tune of ‘I left my Heart in San Fransisco’) 

I love J.R.R. Tolkien’s work. I devoured ‘Lord of The Rings’ when I was a teenager and must have read it a dozen times. As I recall, I had a mad crush on Aragorn. I endlessly doodled his figure in the margins of my exercise books when I should have been paying attention in class, which probably explains why I so miserably failed my maths. And what’s not to love? An epic quest, ancient elves, evil orcs and small people with hairy feet and/or long beards… everything a good novel needs. I also adore Peter Jackson’s LOTR films. It took courage and vision to take on such an ambitious project and he pulled it of magnificently. I have to admit though that I was sceptical to start with and went to see that first film with some trepidation. Seeing an all-time favourite translated to the big screen isn’t always a happy experience and part of me feared it might not live up to the images I had created myself and nurtured over all these years. I need not have worried. Peter Jackson had done a brilliant job and the casting was spot on! In fact, I went to see all three films so often, I ran out of friends to drag along to the cinema! Yes, not all events in the book made it to the screen – it was, after all, quite a hefty tome – but those that did were captured beautifully. Yes, It did at times get a little frivolous and/or sentimental, but in a three-hour film with some pretty dark themes you need a little light relief, like you need some light to show the shadows. And, like so many others, I was bowled over by the beautiful cinematography of these films. Panoramic views of a gorgeously, spacious and rugged New Zealand landscape made me want to pack my bags and move over there straight away. And I’ll admit, having Viggo Mortensen in the role of Aragorn didn’t hurt either!

I’m sure I’m not alone in thinking ‘The Hobbit’ is going to be even better. Not just because of its great cast, with Richard Armitage playing Thorin Oakenshield, the leader of the company of dwarves – although that in itself would be enough to convince me, of course – but also because of the 3D production. We know from LOTR that Peter Jackson can deliver a cracking film in 2D, so just think how much better he’ll be when given a third dimension to play with! Now, I’m not normally all that keen on 3D movies. I’m currently in the Luddite camp that thinks the whole 3D thing is terribly over-rated. Most films simply don’t seem to have the kind of action or scenery that calls for a 3D environment, so you end up paying a lot more for only a little gain. But if The Hobbit is going to be anything like LOTR, 3D may actually add quite a lot to the viewers enjoyment of this film. I’d love to feel like ‘I am there’ (especially if ‘there’ means being near to Richard Armitage!), running up those beautiful craggy hillsides, wielding those gorgeously decorated swords. Wouldn’t you?

I’m not quite sure how any of the other films that have been released in 3D have been filmed, but I for one was quite impressed with the Red Epic 3D cameras Peter Jackson was showing off in his production video. I also loved the explanation of how make-up and wardrobe all had to be adapted to take this new technology into account. Maybe it’s just Jackson’s enthusiasm (honestly, if this film thing doesn’t work out for him he could go sell sand to the Arabs!) but it filled me with excitement overall and the confidence that it would be worth the extra bob or two to see this film in 3D.

Coming back to most exiting part of The Hobbit, and the subject of this blog, there’s a really nice quote from Peter Jackson about Richard in The Hobbit: The Complete Guide hosted on the TotalFilm website;

“Richard is one of the most exciting and dynamic actors working on-screen today and we know he is going to make an amazing Thorin Oakenshield,” says Jackson. “We cannot wait to start this adventure with him and feel very lucky that one of the most beloved characters in Middle Earth is in such good hands.”

I couldn’t have said it better myself!

With grateful thanks to my Facebook friend Fritha Malcourone who shared the link to ‘The Hobbit: The Complete Guide’ with me earlier this week. The Thorin Oakenshield screencaps are courtesy of RichardArmitageNet. The Aragorn screencap is my own and I’ll be damned if I can remember where I nabbed the Peter Jackson screencap from.

A new year, a new blog…

So, 2012 has arrived and it’s time once again for those traditional New Year’s resolutions to be made and broken. Believe it or not, starting a new blog about Richard Armitage wasn’t even on my list, but as I was posting my New Year’s wishes to Armitage fans all over the world, trying to catch up with last year’s blog posts, temptation got the better of me.

So, does the world really need another RA blog? Well, probably not.  But do I want to write my own RA blog? You bet! And what better time to start one than the year that will see the first of the two Hobbit films hit the cinema? OK, I’ll admit, December is still a long, long way away and I haven’t a clue what I will find to post about but what the heck! As long as we’re having fun!

Before I start though, I would like to thank all those die-hard RA fans with blogs and web sites who have inspired me over the years. To mention just a few: BccMee, whose brilliant fanvids and graphics never fail to make us laugh out loud; Frenzy who  shares her wonderful musings with us through her RAFrenzy blog; Alfie, whose lovely posts can be found on RAlfieism; Servetus’ witty posts on the popular Me + Richard Armitage and Gratiana Lovelace’s thoughtful pieces on Something About Love (A). Then there are of course RichardArmitageNet, Richard Armitage Central, RichardArmitageOnline and the (closed) Facebook group Richard Armitage Friends Network, all of which I visit on a near enough daily basis. There are many, many others who probably deserve a mention here as well for having entertained and inspired me and, over time, I will add you all to my blog roll – promise!

Well, as I wanted to get started straight away (strike while the iron is hot and all that!), this site comes with a minor health warning as it is very much a site still under construction. So, please, ladies & gentlemen, don your hard hats! I’ve only just managed to create a holding banner in Photoshop today and that’s pretty much it, so please bear with me as I add bits and pieces to this blog over the coming days (or weeks).

But an RA blog wouldn’t be an RA blog without a juicy picture, so to finish off this first entry I thought it only fitting to post a shot of my favourite RA character, the delectable Lucas North, just after he’s copied my blog onto a memory stick 🙂

(Screencap from Spooks series 7, episode 6 courtesy of RichardArmitageNet )

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